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The sequel Grind Castle - An Alchemist's Delirium is also available on this site. Meanwhile the final part of the Alchemist Trilogy is in pre-production!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDescription:\u003cbr\u003eThree alchemists live together inharmoniously on Duchess Isolde’s\u003cbr\u003edarkened lands. Thanks to the potion of Smyphony the Ancient Alchemist, they are as good as immortal. Who dare’s defy them still, is confronted with the magic of Lucia the Snakewitch and the sword of Althotas the Germanic Brewer. The potion, composed of alcohol, chocolate, nicotine and THC and bound with prypylon, has but one disadvantage: the components are affected by the full moon, therefore sex during full moon leads to spontaneous combustion. During their search for the fifth element to fix this problem, the alchemist’s receive bad news and have to call in the help of very old ‘friends’.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: violence, excessive lcohol abuse, foul language and weird stuff! Considering the technical state of the sound, we advise you to put te subtitles on! This movie is crap. This film has been made in 5 days, without script, text, casting or clue. The soundtrack with different brilliant underground metal bands is a masterpiece, so all ingredients for an old school absurd evening are provided for! \u003cbr\u003eAlso, it's not just an amateur movie, it's also improv. No one has a clue whatsoever what they're doing!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot suitable for the weak of humour!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGenre: Black Humour \/ Grind House \/ Cult\u003cbr\u003eDuration: 120 min.\u003cbr\u003eExtra's: Bloopers, Behind the Scenes.\u003cbr\u003eAge restriction advise by director: 18+\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLanguages: The movie is spoken half in Dutch (Haags) and half in crappy English. \u003cbr\u003eAvailable subtitles: Reverse Subs (everything spoken in Dutch subbed in English, everything spoken in English subbed in Dutch)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMusic Tracklist (soundtrack CD also availble on this site):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoundtrack:\u003cbr\u003e1. We live Rock n' Roll - Hard Alliance\u003cbr\u003e2. No Interest - Ghandi's Revenge\u003cbr\u003e3. Bloody Delicious - Bloody Remains\u003cbr\u003e4. Redemption - Gangrene\u003cbr\u003e5. Party Hard at the Gravyard - Bloody Remains\u003cbr\u003e6. 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